unless it’s futbol

A sport is a sport.
A foul is a foul.
A dunk’s a dunk.
An out’s an out, and that’s that.

A bat’s a bat,
even if it’s flat.

Ten feet on the East side
is ten feet on the West side.

Football is football,
unless it’s futbol.

A win’s a win.
A loss is a loss.

But no matter what,
you better come with it
or don’t come at all,

because it’s 90 feet to first
no matter where home is.

(aus einer Gatorade Werbung)